Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris Jokes
140: The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be n...