Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis. Read More

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. Read More

Chuck Norris doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full. Read More

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list. Read More

Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography...it was just a list of everyone he has killed. Read More

Chuck Norris prefers Mr. Pibb to Dr. Pepper. When asked why, he responded, “I don’t trust doctors.” He proceeded to shot laser beams out of his eyes and ate the hearts of everyone in the room. Read More

Chuck Norris invented the question mark. Read More

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Read More

Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chainsaw. Read More

Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder. Read More