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Posted on January 17, 2013 | No CommentsChuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.Chuck Norris uses redhot …
Posted on January 16, 2013 | No CommentsChuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.After reading the Letters…
Posted on January 15, 2013 | No CommentsAfter reading the Letters to the Editor in his local newspaper, Chuck Norris became enraged at the fact that Richard Dean Anderson was considered sexier by women in the coveted...A blind man once stepped …
Posted on January 14, 2013 | No CommentsA blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness....Chuck Norris limits publi…
Posted on December 19, 2012 | No CommentsChuck Norris limits public appearances because every woman within 100 yards has spontaneous orgasms, Chuck finds this very distracting.Outer space exists becaus…
Posted on December 18, 2012 | No CommentsOuter space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.On the SAT if you put Chu…
Posted on December 17, 2012 | No CommentsOn the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000.Before sliced bread, peop…
Posted on December 16, 2012 | No CommentsBefore sliced bread, people used to say “Thats the greatest thing since Chuck Norris”. But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into...If you were killed by Chu…
Posted on December 15, 2012 | No CommentsIf you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.Chuck Norris CAN in fact …
Posted on December 14, 2012 | No CommentsChuck Norris CAN in fact stop the beat.
