Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet. Read More

Chuck Norris once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents. Read More

Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two". Read More

Chuck Norris speaks in all caps. Read More

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight. Read More

Chuck Norris wears Orion's Belt around his pinky toe and he eats with the Big Dipper. Read More

Sonic booms are really Chuck Norris’s orgasms. Read More

Chuck Norris can dribble a football. Read More

Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified ...Read More

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris, but Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die. Read More