Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

What Happened

No one is sure yet just how the 30 year old woman got herself in such a predicament. She was heard screaming by a person close by. The person called the police not knowing why she was screaming. When the police got there, they found her stuck about 10 to 12 feet down between two apartment buildings. She fell and became wedged in once the gap between the buildings was about 8 inches. So how she fell from the top of this 20 foot high wall, is a mystery to all at this time. She wasn’t even a resident of the apartment building.

She was really stuck good

At least when she fell, she stayed straight up. If she had somehow ended upside down, it could have been worse. The woman was awake and as anyone in her situation would be, very upset. Trying to rescue her wasn’t a simple matter. She was stuck good and there was no easy option such as pulling her out. To get her out of the space, they had to call in Urban search and rescue teams. These teams are generally only called out for earthquakes and toppling buildings. Not to rescue individuals.

Two new windows cut into the walls

The thought of cutting directly where she was, quickly was confirmed to be a bad idea. The dust the woman would be breathing would cause problems. Then they decided to cut out windows on each side of her. This worked. It allowed her to receive some medical attention and heat. It was only 36 degrees out. They made the windows long like doors and after soaping her up, slid her out of the space. She came through the doorway shivering but happy she was rescued. It took over 25 people to rescue the woman. Things look like they turned out good for the woman, but it could have been a lot worse. Thanks to the rescue members for their quick actions and a quick rescue.

Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.

After reading the Letters to the Editor in his local newspaper, Chuck Norris became enraged at the fact that Richard Dean Anderson was considered sexier by women in the coveted 65+ demographic. To increase his sex appeal to older women, Chuck Norris tried to build a Missle Defense System out of a tube of chapstick, six rubber bands, a spork from KFC and a copy of Sports by Huey Lewis and the News. This soon became the prototype for the Total Body Gym Workout Machine.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Where’s the Driver?

A car pulls up to a fast food restaurant. As the attendant prepares to hand out the food, there is no one in the drivers seat. The car is parked outside the window awaiting the order without a driver. Attendants look for the missing person in disbelief. They check the car and the recheck thinking they are going crazy.

What the Heck Is Going On

As many different attendants view the empty car, most are freaked out,  but some do enjoy the joke. The driver of the car is a veteran of pranking fast food workers. Here is a video of how the prank went. The fast food workers stand at the window with the bag of what the prankster had ordered and don’t know what to do with it. In one instance when the fast food worker has no idea what to do with the food, the invisible person in the car calls out, “Just throw it in here. I am a ghost.” That is what she did.

‘Rahat the Magician Prankster’

How did he do it? It had to have taken a lot of thought and imagination to come up with this one. The prankster took cardboard and the material the car seat was made out of to make his own empty drivers seat. It was hollow so he could sit inside it hidden from the fast food workers. He would order his food at the order point, then drive up in what appeared to be an empty car to the pickup window. His costume worked and had many of the fast food workers freaked out. This video has gained a lot of popularity on you tube. It has received over 3 million hits. The invisible driver of this video has now made 19 fast food drive thru pranking videos. He has done some that involved optical illusions, a cup floating around and a dollar bill on fire. I wonder what his next video will be about.

What Human Body Can Do

At the beginning of January four competitors in the Changsha city in China have shown what human body can survive in one hard challenge. Specifically, they decided to participate in the challenge called “frozen for 24 hours.” Sounds hard, doesn’t it? They had to stand all day inside a small ice cube, called “ice room”. Each had its own ice cube in which the temperature was at all times maintained about -5 Celsius degrees. Cold! While standing in that room, they were not even allowed to sleep, and they couldn’t eat or drink. Of course, warm clothing was also out of the question, and all the contestants were dressed only in their underwear.

Brave Men

However, these cold conditions are nothing new to these brave (or foolish) men. For example, Cui Deyi is a record holder for arctic swimming, and Wang Baoyu has received many awards for similar adventures in cold temperatures. Best of all, only one of the four men had to give up after 14 hours, while all the others endured the entire 24 hours. After their triumph, they were rewarded with warm clothing, and they were immediately transported to the hospital, to make sure that everyone is okay and that nothing harmed their health.

Crazy Adventure

Their adventure was followed by a bunch of curious people who supported them to endure a minute after minute, and so for the whole 24 hours. Congratulations to these men, but the question is how many of you would dare to do such an adventure? However, do not immediately try and hide in the freezer for 24 hours, because we think that for something like this you still need a lot of training and practice, and your body should be in a top shape. So, for now, just enjoy the crazy adventures of these Chinese men, and let others do these crazy stuff. Deal?

A Florida pilot

David Zehntner was on his way home Sunday in his private plane he owns. It’s a Cesna 182. David lives in LaBelle which is located in Glades County, Fla. As he neared his destination, he decided to fly over his home. What he saw really took him by surprise.

A strange truck in David’s driveway

There parked in his driveway in plain site was a strange truck. David had been in North Carolina and no one owning that truck was suppose to be at his house. As David flew over his house trying to see what was happening, he noticed a stranger, a man, trying to break into his house. The man even looked up at the plane many times. Who would really think that the owners of the dwelling you were breaking into would be flying overhead at the time. When David took the plane a little closer to see what the man was doing, he saw that the man had hooked David’s red trailer to the truck and was driving away with it. That is when David called the police.

Someone is stealing my trailer

David reported the theft to the police and continued to follow the truck as it went down the road and onto Interstate 75. No one knows if the thief ever gave much thought to the airplane that had been at the house still following him. About 40 miles from David’s house, the police caught up with the thief. They checked his truck and put it in the impound. In it, the thief, Gary Robert Haines a 59 year old from Virginia, had a loaded rifle and extra bullets. Gary was taken in for grand theft to the Charlotte County Jail. He was released the next day on a $2500.00 bond. I bet he wishes he had just passed that house up and gone on to the next that day. Or maybe he wishes he had changed his ways and decided to lead a law abiding life.

This is a very special dog. He possesses one extraordinary skill, and it’s eye rolling. When owners want something from him, he rolled his eyes. He’s the boss.