If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.
Funny facts
Fact Number : 1128
During conscription for WWII there were nine documented cases of men with three testicles.
Cool sites
If you wanna exchange banners email me at dada360@gmail.com
Jerry Lewis was caught for carrying weaponary at the Las Vegas airport on 25th July. The comedian claimed that his gun was a gift by an engraver, while his manager had stated before that it was a prop gun. So, which one is it? Jerry told Entertainment News: "Oh, I had a gun in my carrying case, which was given to me by a marvelous, marvelous engraver," Lewis told Entertainment Tonight. "Last year, at the telethon of '07, he presented me with this gorgeous gift. He presented it to me in the telethon office in '07. I put it in that traveling case, and I hadn't traveled since that telethon 'til that day." Lewis's gun ended up being confiscated by the Las Vegas police, while he himself was charged - but policeman claimed that if the weapon is a prop: "it wouldn't be a weapon and we couldn't cite him for carrying a weapon." Source: hollywood reporter
Jerry Lewis was caught for carrying weaponary at the Las Vegas airport on 25th July. The comedian claimed that his gun was a gift by an engraver, while his manager had stated before that it was a prop gun. So, which one is it? Jerry told Entertainment News: "Oh, I had a gun in my carrying case, which was given to me by a marvelous, marvelous engraver," Lewis told Entertainment Tonight. "Last year, at the telethon of '07, he presented me with this gorgeous gift. He presented it to me in the telethon office in '07. I put it in that traveling case, and I hadn't traveled since that telethon 'til that day." Lewis's gun ended up being confiscated by the Las Vegas police, while he himself was charged - but policeman claimed that if the weapon is a prop: 
"it wouldn't be a weapon and we couldn't cite him for carrying a weapon."
