Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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The longest recorded lifespan of a slug was 1 year 6 months.
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Humor Time Portal wish everyone Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Enjoy this great song video from Wet Wet Wet and remember Love is all around us. Best wishes to you and your family. Make all your wishes come true and share your love with all people. Leave your Christmas wishes and Happy new Year 2009 pics, videos and posts at our funny forum.
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Hello, Dear members and visitors of Humor Time Portal, the last time we had news from Humor Time Portal was on 31 March 2008. Since then many great things happened. We had many visitors and many new members. Our website is visited every day by over 500 unique visitors. The reason we are posting a news today is that we have just reached 1000 videos in our funny videos database. Among the 1000 great videos we have, some are funny, crazy, cool, stupid, scary and weird. Our 1000th video in database is the Time Fountain. Soon we will reach 1000 funny pictures which you can see in our funny gallery.
Clipspromo.com made special funny video just for Htportal
Clipspromo.com is website where you can buy videos and clipspromo.com will promote your videos on many different hosting video companys, they will also provide link to your website inside video and as hard link on description, that way you will get more traffic. Here is latest video for Htportal:
Three kings are coming and will come on Sunday to visit our sister sites, but they will have party at www.htportal.org so once again you are all welcome to play games on our site. Champion of Plumber 2CH will win 5$ and maybe we give more rewards depends how many people will this time play this games.
5$ to your moneybookers account, if you don't have moneybookers account then sign up here: OPEN MONEYBOOKERS ACCOUNT HERE
This tournament will last until next Sunday, 13-01-2008 23:59:59 is deadline, who's first before that time is winner.
Let get ready to rumble.
Buy new and used computers software and hardware at half price today! You will find inventory management software for all your inventory needs. 3d software to create games like Three Kings, includes all the features as a high priced software at an affordable cost. The backup software used for windows is a must for every computer user. But since a virus is the one that usually destroys data, antivirus firewall software must be installed into your computer. Get a crm software review before buying it.
Top player will receive 5$ to hes Moneybookers account.(if you don't have Moneybookers account open one here) Spread this word that we have contest until New Year and if there will be many players we will increase prizes and pay more players. Rules: You can play as many time you want, don't cheat and play fair. Click this image and play game, if your not registered then register.
With this video i want to awake all drivers and passengers to use a safe belt. Only a small accident can be critical for you, if you not bound. Lookup and remember this every time you seat in the car.
PROVIDENCE - A Cat, named Oscar, have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours. His accuracy, observed in 25 cases, has led the staff to call family members once he has chosen someone. It usually means they have less than four hours to live.
Doctors say most of the people who get a visit from the sweet-faced, gray-and-white cat are so ill they probably don't know he's there, so patients aren't aware he's a harbinger of death. Most families are grateful for the advanced warning, although one wanted Oscar out of the room while a family member died. When Oscar is put outside, he paces and meows his displeasure.
Peace on Earth, i don't know who's idea was this and how it started but it is amazing and awesome, watching this videos you will feel better, you will see that after all there is love and peace on Earth. Maybe few politicians and war dictators should look this videos and see what means love and peace when strangers needs a hug and you give them that for FREE!!!
Humor time portal have reach 400 videos in funny videos section, but also we have some videos in public section. In our website directory we have 15 websites, so what your waiting for?Go to our site directory and link exchange with us. Our forum is kinda death so anyone of you that want to make it alive we are giving forum adsense sharing, so message me for more details or just join and start posting.
We are still young but daily we receive in average 1500 unique visitors and our pages are viewed greatly, also we are ranked very good on search engines.
Humor Time Portal wish everyone Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
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Three kings are coming and will come on Sunday to visit our sister sites, but they will have party at www.htportal.org so once again you are all welcome to play games on our site.
