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Darth Vader launched an attack on the Jedi church on Earth just recently! This is real. In Wales, a man dressed up as Darth Vader and wearing a garbage bag as cape, attacked a group of Star Wars fanatics called the Jedi Church. Consequently, the founders of the self proclaimed Jedi church, Barney Jones(aka Master Jonba Hehol) and his cousin(aka Master Mormi Hehol) were injured by Vader's beam saber(a metal crutch). Mr. Darth Vader was jailed and fined after the incident. Read more here.
A taxi driver of New York City was recently heavily punished for cursing the customer. When cabbie Zbigniew Sobczak was argueing with another cab driver and said the 'F' word, he was later fined $1,000 and suspended for 1 month. The Taxi and Limousine Commision said that the punishment was to send the message to all drivers that they need to mind their manners. Source: Daves daily
A state social worker, who announced that she had malignant brain tumors, she receive $21,000 for paid leave. But it was later found out that the woman was faking her disease, thanks to fake letters from doctor in order to cheat from the state and her fellow coleagues. The woman was then charged with first degree theft after she received $21,000 and lots of time off from work. Source: Davesdaily
A 15-year old girl scout from Dearborn 17,328 boxes of Girl Scout cookies this year, which broke her troop's old record, and probably the national record as well. The girl, Jennifer Sharpe, were selling cookies everyday on a street corner with the help of her mother and troop leader Pam Sharpe. Their objective was to fund for a trip to Europe for the troop. The plan was successful as they raised around a total of $21,000. Source: click here
An Oregon school has a really wierd policy - no hugging in school. The Mololla River Middle School adopted this policy in order to prevent congestion along school hallways. Principal Bob Espenel said that everyday there would be groups of 10 to 15 kids hugging each other along the hallways, giving a hard time to other students. Source: Political Gateway
A man from Cincinnati was sentenced to 180 days in jail after her daughter failed to attain a high school diploma. The guy named Brian Gegner was ordered by the court to make sure that her daughter, who has a history of truancy, gets her diploma certificate. Failure to do so has caused him to be put behind bars. Her daughter, Brittany Gegner was defending him saying that it was not his fault.
The Drivng Educators of Georgia signed Scooby Doo the cartoon dog for an online driving class. Their objective is to prove that attending driving classes online is not enough. The association tried to convince Gergia Gov. Sonny Purdue to ban online driving classes. Internet learning will not be able to produce quality drivers as people tends to cheat in front of the monitor. Source: click here.
A man from Tennessee had a bad day after a series of unfortunate incidents. Justin Hill, 42, was involved in a car accident and was rushed to the hospital. His wife heard the car crash and ran outside leaving her kitchen stove unattended. Soon, Hill found his own house on fire right before his eyes, before receiving a traffic ticket. Source: click here.
A New York woman sued Norwalk after her child accidentally stepped on a dog poop during their family outing. The woman demanded a $100 compensation after their trip to the Maritime Aquarium was ruined when her son stepped on a pile of dog droppings outside the building. However, her claimed was denied as city's lawyer clarified that "poop happens". Source: Davesdaily
Firefighters rescue stuck man in roof on Mexican food restaurant El Potro employees had to call police after finding the man stuck in kitchen vent. Firefighters had to free him. Jason Hammond told police that he was looking for hes friend. Police couldn't find hes friend. Only god knows what he was doing in kitchen vent. Read more on Clumsy Crooks
Darth Vader launched an attack on the Jedi church on Earth just recently! This is real. In Wales, a man dressed up as Darth Vader and wearing a garbage bag as cape, attacked a group of Star Wars fanatics called the Jedi Church. Consequently, the founders of the self proclaimed Jedi church, Barney Jones(aka Master Jonba Hehol) and his cousin(aka Master Mormi Hehol) were injured by Vader's beam saber(a metal crutch). Mr. Darth Vader was jailed and fined after the incident.
A taxi driver of New York City was recently heavily punished for cursing the customer. When cabbie Zbigniew Sobczak was argueing with another cab driver and said the 'F' word, he was later fined $1,000 and suspended for 1 month. The Taxi and Limousine Commision said that the punishment was to send the message to all drivers that they need to mind their manners.
A state social worker, who announced that she had malignant brain tumors, she receive $21,000 for paid leave. But it was later found out that the woman was faking her disease, thanks to fake letters from doctor in order to cheat from the state and her fellow coleagues. The woman was then charged with first degree theft after she received $21,000 and lots of time off from work.
A 15-year old girl scout from Dearborn 17,328 boxes of Girl Scout cookies this year, which broke her troop's old record, and probably the national record as well. The girl, Jennifer Sharpe, were selling cookies everyday on a street corner with the help of her mother and troop leader Pam Sharpe. Their objective was to fund for a trip to Europe for the troop. The plan was successful as they raised around a total of $21,000.
An Oregon school has a really wierd policy - no hugging in school. The Mololla River Middle School adopted this policy in order to prevent congestion along school hallways. Principal Bob Espenel said that everyday there would be groups of 10 to 15 kids hugging each other along the hallways, giving a hard time to other students. 
A man from Cincinnati was sentenced to 180 days in jail after her daughter failed to attain a high school diploma. The guy named Brian Gegner was ordered by the court to make sure that her daughter, who has a history of truancy, gets her diploma certificate. Failure to do so has caused him to be put behind bars. Her daughter, Brittany Gegner was defending him saying that it was not his fault. 
The Drivng Educators of Georgia signed Scooby Doo the cartoon dog for an online driving class. Their objective is to prove that attending driving classes online is not enough. The association tried to convince Gergia Gov. Sonny Purdue to ban online driving classes. Internet learning will not be able to produce quality drivers as people tends to cheat in front of the monitor.
A man from Tennessee had a bad day after a series of unfortunate incidents. Justin Hill, 42, was involved in a car accident and was rushed to the hospital. His wife heard the car crash and ran outside leaving her kitchen stove unattended. Soon, Hill found his own house on fire right before his eyes, before receiving a traffic ticket.
A New York woman sued Norwalk after her child accidentally stepped on a dog poop during their family outing. The woman demanded a $100 compensation after their trip to the Maritime Aquarium was ruined when her son stepped on a pile of dog droppings outside the building. However, her claimed was denied as city's lawyer clarified that "poop happens". 
El Potro employees had to call police after finding the man stuck in kitchen vent. Firefighters had to free him. Jason Hammond told police that he was looking for hes friend. Police couldn't find hes friend. Only god knows what he was doing in kitchen vent.
