Zambian President Rupiah Banda thinks that god has showered blessings on him in the form of monkey’s urine.
Ruiah Banda was addressing to a press conference at his office, which consisted of a load of reporters and journalists. Amidst of his conference he was disturbed by a monkey, when it peed on Rupiah Banda.
The president looked up to find out it was a Monkey and instead of being disgusted or irritated he laughed it out by commenting that this is the way god choose to send his blessings.
The whole set of journalists and reporters found this comical scene really amusing and were amazed by the way the President reacted to it.
Anyone in your family is really sick and looks like he / she wont make it, well they couldn’t have picked a better time. Memorial Park Cemetery on Indianapolis has just introduced a buy one and get one free memorial spot.
Its not what it sounds like. Its not an effect of recession or lack of funds but it’s a traditional offer offered on the memorial day every year. The officials of the memorial promote the slogan in support for the memorial especially for the day.
Not only are they promoting one on one offer but they are also kind enough to offer burial spots for people with really low credit as well.
Looks like everyone and anyone are welcome in this place.
Wedding bells and Wedding vows are a common combination we come thorugh in every wedding. But a couple Berlin traded the wedding vows to swearing to kill each other and opted for divorce right after the marriage.
It turns out that the Groom has a restraining order which evidently proved dangerous for the bride as the groom was trying to comfort her by attempting to cut her hair off with a kitchen knife.
The incident took place when the couple was driving away right after their marriage. Bride has called police and has filed a complaint against him, which the groom dint deny. Looks like the couple can’t stand each other anymore and have already filed for annulment.
Efforts of patching the couple went in futile with the groom ending up in a pay hotel on the night of his marriage. Way to kick start a married life!
Meet a burglar who never fails to bring his tools – because they’re in his mouth. China police are stumped with the recurring cases of house break-ins through windows with grills. The local police spokesperson of Nanjimen, Chongqing, said that the metal grids actually show signs of tooth print cuts.
Detectives investigating the matter finally came to a man who is said to be sharing a hotel room with someone who could crack walnuts with just his teeth.
The case was finally closed upon questioning said person. The 23-year-old man named Xiong, admitted to his crimes. He explained that growing up in a town at the mountainous part of China had made his seasoned his teeth. Xiong used to open walnuts with his teeth since young.
He later realised that he could chew apart steel bar no more than 1cm in thickness by attacking the wielded parts, after not being able to get a job for extended periods of time, he decided to put his ‘talent’ to use.
He was also never stop by police in the nights as he does not carry any weapons or tools with him.
If your shoes seemed to have vanished into thin air, try looking around in the forest shrubs! In Germany, the bizarre case of 120 shoes lost from houses and gardens have finally been cracked.
A forestry worker uncovered many pairs of shoes – 13 of which are matching – in a fox’s liar at Fohren. The vixen, affectionately nicknamed ‘Imelda Marcos’ (the shoeaholic wife of the president) might have used these footwear as play toys for her young ones. There are even tiny teeth puncture marks on the shoes to prove this furry animal guilty.
Local land lord Count Rudolf Reichsgraf von Kesselsatt told the media that 86 shoes were found in the den and 32 more at a quarry nearby where the foxes like to play at.
Would you bid for a bottle of saliva? What about a pretty girl’s saliva? In China, an online merchant has tried to sell off bottles of saliva and drool from attractive looking girls. Taoabo.com – very much like a China version of the popular auction site eBay, has seen plenty of complaints against this particular trader.
The retailer, only known as Zhou claimed that what he sold at the estimated price of £2 was ‘tonic’ in a tiny bottle. Listings for the saliva came with a picture of an 18-year-old girl from with the spit was allegedly taken from.
Taobao.com has since removed his listings. Zhou insisted that he had only set his mind on testing the market probability of his idea. Now, the ‘business man’ has another idea of marketing girl’s drool instead, collected from pretty girls when they are asleep. He says that customers can decide to pay after they have confirmed the validity of his products; however, he has yet to sell off any.
Think twice before you jaywalk, you do not want to be like the 25-year-old in this article. In Freital – Dresden, a 77-year-old granny was seen sitting on a young man till police arrived.
The man had apparently crossed the road while the traffic light was still flashing red, the old lady had shouted at him but it not deter the jaywalker from crossing. She accounts that what ticked her off even more was when instead of heeding her, he allegedly used his rucksack to hit her as he brushed pass the pensioner.
She then gripped a turf of his hair and rugby-wrestled him to the floor and sat on him till passersby called the police. The young man was brought back to the station and reasonably fined.
Gustav Ernegger, a 70-year-old German pensioner was caught stealing something from a shop. When the police arrived and tried to seize the old man, he had apparently tried to latch on to the police officer’s arm – but to the old man’s surprise, he had totally forgotten to put his dentures in!
Policemen said that Mr Gustav made a dash out of the store when the police came; he had stolen a shirt from a shop located in Braunschweig, Germany.
In an effort to retaliate, the senior citizen chomped down on the officer’s arm, only to leave behind a salivary trail and not teeth marks. The police said that Mr Gustav had attempted to bite the officer not once, but several times to no avail.
This has to be by far the funniest news that I have ever heard. As a mockery to modern technology and a stress buster attempt, the people of Russia have reached new levels of stupidity. Of all the games to play the most bizarre and funny game is this game of throwing keyboards. Yes, they played a game in which they threw a computer's keyboard. This game was played in Volga city of Nizhny Novgorod. As per the competition rules the contestants have to throw a keyboard that has all the keys intact although the brand of the keyboard or whether it is working or not is not the important criteria. The contestants however have to throw it without making any body turns. The winner of this contest had thrown a computer keyboard more than 15 meters or 49 feet away.
And in another game the constants threw a computers mouse. The games rules outlined that they had to kick a computers mouse as far as they could. The game was called ‘kicking a computer mouse' competition. The winner of this competition got a brand new computer mouse. Whether this is a game to reduce stress or it is simply played as a mockery to the modern day technology it has surely created unrest as well as triggered interest among people.
A resident of the United Kingdom has been convicted of having a fat dog. A man with the name of Ronald West has been found guilty of animal negligence. The police authorities received a complaint that his dog was apparently overweight and found out that his 5 year old dog called Taz was highly obese. The police had received a complaint in the month of December 2008 and had warned Ronald to do something about it. In December when the authorities had come to Ronald's house, they had found the dog's feces all over the house. Ronald excused this by saying that he was unwell with flu and was not able to take care of the dog and the house.
When the authorities visited his house again in March 2009, they found that there were no changes in the house or in the dog's weight. The authorities then got the dog in custody. Taz weighs 881 lbs or 40 kg. The owner of the dog said that he and his other friends had fed Taz a lot but they didn't intend to make the dog obese. If Mr Ronald West gets condemned, he would get a fine of ₤5000 or US$ 7581 or six months in prison and may be prohibited from owning a pet in the future.
Moral of the story is take care of your pets diet lest you may have to face severe penalties.
Zambian President Rupiah Banda thinks that god has showered blessings on him in the form of monkey’s urine.
Anyone in your family is really sick and looks like he / she wont make it, well they couldn’t have picked a better time. Memorial Park Cemetery on Indianapolis has just introduced a buy one and get one free memorial spot.
Wedding bells and Wedding vows are a common combination we come thorugh in every wedding. But a couple Berlin traded the wedding vows to swearing to kill each other and opted for divorce right after the marriage.
Meet a burglar who never fails to bring his tools – because they’re in his mouth. China police are stumped with the recurring cases of house break-ins through windows with grills. The local police spokesperson of Nanjimen, Chongqing, said that the metal grids actually show signs of tooth print cuts. 
If your shoes seemed to have vanished into thin air, try looking around in the forest shrubs! In Germany, the bizarre case of 120 shoes lost from houses and gardens have finally been cracked.
Would you bid for a bottle of saliva? What about a pretty girl’s saliva? In China, an online merchant has tried to sell off bottles of saliva and drool from attractive looking girls. Taoabo.com – very much like a China version of the popular auction site eBay, has seen plenty of complaints against this particular trader.
Think twice before you jaywalk, you do not want to be like the 25-year-old in this article. In Freital – Dresden, a 77-year-old granny was seen sitting on a young man till police arrived.
Gustav Ernegger, a 70-year-old German pensioner was caught stealing something from a shop. When the police arrived and tried to seize the old man, he had apparently tried to latch on to the police officer’s arm – but to the old man’s surprise, he had totally forgotten to put his dentures in!
This has to be by far the funniest news that I have ever heard. As a mockery to modern technology and a stress buster attempt, the people of Russia have reached new levels of stupidity. Of all the games to play the most bizarre and funny game is this game of throwing keyboards. Yes, they played a game in which they threw a computer's keyboard. This game was played in Volga city of Nizhny Novgorod. As per the competition rules the contestants have to throw a keyboard that has all the keys intact although the brand of the keyboard or whether it is working or not is not the important criteria. The contestants however have to throw it without making any body turns. The winner of this contest had thrown a computer keyboard more than 15 meters or 49 feet away. 
A resident of the United Kingdom has been convicted of having a fat dog. A man with the name of Ronald West has been found guilty of animal negligence. The police authorities received a complaint that his dog was apparently overweight and found out that his 5 year old dog called Taz was highly obese. The police had received a complaint in the month of December 2008 and had warned Ronald to do something about it. In December when the authorities had come to Ronald's house, they had found the dog's feces all over the house. Ronald excused this by saying that he was unwell with flu and was not able to take care of the dog and the house. 
