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Kanye West and his bodyguard was arrested for deliberately attacking a paparazzi. The victim was TMZ's photographer Erik, whose $10,000 camera had been smashed into pieces. The incident occured at Terminal 4 of the American Airlines where West and his bodyguard took on Erik, menacing him while destroying his expensive photographic equipment. The petty photographer then called the police, who then arrested West and his bodyguard. Just as the three were questioned by police West tried to attack Erik again, but this time he was held by the officers. Source: superficial
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson will finally end their torment as the latter has vowed to marry Lohan in the next six months. Sam used her DJ slot at top LA hotel and night spot Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.” She added: “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.” Not sure if what Ronson said is true, but Michael Lohan will definitelky forbid it. As the father believes that the lesbian is only using hre daughter to boost her fame. Source: celebparasite
There has been speculation that Eva Longoria may be pregnant. But the truth is, she's just fat. The Desperate Housewives star explained during an interview with Le Grand Journal with husband Tony Parker on Tuesday. Accordingly, her character will turn into a housewife with two children in the upcoming news season of Desperate Housewives. Longoria has said she ate everything ranging from pastas to pizzas, so that she look more like a mother of two.
Tommy Lee Jones has filed a claim against Paramount, the studio which made the award-winning movie 'No Country For Old Man'. Jones, who stared in the movie, is claiming that the company owes him more than $10 million including his bonuses and compensations. The studio, on the other hand, states that they did pay Jones. The movie was asuccessful one, grabbing multiple honors in Academy Awards, Golden Globe, and Oscar. Source: hollywoodreporter
Lindsay Lohan has turned down an offer to appear in the cover of PlayBoy magazine. The 'Mean Girls' actress previously appeared in the adult magazine once, where she posed nude as Merilyn Monroe last winter. Lohan's rep stated that the lady is not going to do that again. “If there’s nudity, then the answer’s no . . . She’s not going down the magazine road again,” the rep clarified.
Early of the year, actor David Spade was accused of being the father of Playboy playmate Jillian Grace's baby. Spade's representative confirmed it on Tuesday, while Spade himself did mention his brief relationship with the lady. It was reported that the comedian will visit his daughter, who was borned in 26th August 2008. The 44-year old also claimed that he will be responsibled for the child and the mother. Source: msnbc
Actress Anne Hathaway had been paying her ex-boyfriend's rent, New York Post reported. Hathaway's former lover con-man Raffaello Follieri has been, reportedly, using the lady to pay for his month rental for four months. And, accordingly, the crook's residence at the luxurious Olympic Tower costs a whooping $37,000 per month! On the other hand, Follieri is now under investigation for suspicion of frauding. Source: thesuperficial
American rapper Kanye West told everyone in his blog about the girl he desires. And accordingly, the lucky lady's name is Krystal Forscutt, an Australian model as well as a finalist in Big Brother Australia 2006. In his blog he created a shrine for the Australian and inside there are photos and a biography. "I actually have never met Kanye but I'm a big fan of his music," Forscutt responded. "Coincidentally I'm heading over to the States for a month in two weeks so you never know." Source: celebparasite
Michael Phelps is going to make it into Hollywood! The Olympic swimmer is taking his first step into the showbiz as he is scheduled to make his acting debut on the season premiere of "Saturday Night Live." The 23-year old will be accompanied by rapper Lil Wayne when at the 34th season premier of the show 13th September. Source: hollywoodreporter
The Hills has been drawing attentions recently that major fashion designers are sending super expensive clothes to Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge, but not Heidi Montag. Why? Because she is cheap. One of Los Angeles’ leading fashion reps told Pop Tarts is too cheap for their clothes, even for the less classy brands. "They don’t want their stuff on Heidi, even despite the fact that she is very media-friendly and is photographed a lot," the rep said. "It’s just not the caliber of celebrity most clients go for."
Kanye West and his bodyguard was arrested for deliberately attacking a paparazzi. The victim was TMZ's photographer Erik, whose $10,000 camera had been smashed into pieces. The incident occured at Terminal 4 of the American Airlines where West and his bodyguard took on Erik, menacing him while destroying his expensive photographic equipment. The petty photographer then called the police, who then arrested West and his bodyguard. Just as the three were questioned by police West tried to attack Erik again, but this time he was held by the officers.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson will finally end their torment as the latter has vowed to marry Lohan in the next six months. Sam used her DJ slot at top LA hotel and night spot Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.” She added: “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.” Not sure if what Ronson said is true, but Michael Lohan will definitelky forbid it. As the father believes that the lesbian is only using hre daughter to boost her fame.
There has been speculation that Eva Longoria may be pregnant. But the truth is, she's just fat. The Desperate Housewives star explained during an interview with Le Grand Journal with husband Tony Parker on Tuesday. Accordingly, her character will turn into a housewife with two children in the upcoming news season of Desperate Housewives. Longoria has said she ate everything ranging from pastas to pizzas, so that she look more like a mother of two.
Tommy Lee Jones has filed a claim against Paramount, the studio which made the award-winning movie 'No Country For Old Man'. Jones, who stared in the movie, is claiming that the company owes him more than $10 million including his bonuses and compensations. The studio, on the other hand, states that they did pay Jones. The movie was asuccessful one, grabbing multiple honors in Academy Awards, Golden Globe, and Oscar.
Lindsay Lohan has turned down an offer to appear in the cover of PlayBoy magazine. The 'Mean Girls' actress previously appeared in the adult magazine once, where she posed nude as Merilyn Monroe last winter. Lohan's rep stated that the lady is not going to do that again. “If there’s nudity, then the answer’s no . . . She’s not going down the magazine road again,” the rep clarified.
Early of the year, actor David Spade was accused of being the father of Playboy playmate Jillian Grace's baby. Spade's representative confirmed it on Tuesday, while Spade himself did mention his brief relationship with the lady. It was reported that the comedian will visit his daughter, who was borned in 26th August 2008. The 44-year old also claimed that he will be responsibled for the child and the mother.
Actress Anne Hathaway had been paying her ex-boyfriend's rent, New York Post reported. Hathaway's former lover con-man Raffaello Follieri has been, reportedly, using the lady to pay for his month rental for four months. And, accordingly, the crook's residence at the luxurious Olympic Tower costs a whooping $37,000 per month! On the other hand, Follieri is now under investigation for suspicion of frauding. 
American rapper Kanye West told everyone in his blog about the girl he desires. And accordingly, the lucky lady's name is Krystal Forscutt, an Australian model as well as a finalist in Big Brother Australia 2006. In his blog he created a shrine for the Australian and inside there are photos and a biography. "I actually have never met Kanye but I'm a big fan of his music," Forscutt responded. "Coincidentally I'm heading over to the States for a month in two weeks so you never know."
Michael Phelps is going to make it into Hollywood! The Olympic swimmer is taking his first step into the showbiz as he is scheduled to make his acting debut on the season premiere of "Saturday Night Live." The 23-year old will be accompanied by rapper Lil Wayne when at the 34th season premier of the show 13th September.
The Hills has been drawing attentions recently that major fashion designers are sending super expensive clothes to Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge, but not Heidi Montag. Why? Because she is cheap. One of Los Angeles’ leading fashion reps told Pop Tarts is too cheap for their clothes, even for the less classy brands. "They don’t want their stuff on Heidi, even despite the fact that she is very media-friendly and is photographed a lot," the rep said. "It’s just not the caliber of celebrity most clients go for."
