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Couple Jailed For Having Sex on Beach

Vince Acors(right) and Michelle PalmerA British couple was jailed for three months after being pleaded guilty for having sex on a beach in the country of United Arab Emirates(UAE). The accused were 36-year old Michelle Parmer and 34-year old Vince Acors, who went to the middle eastern country on their respective busniess trips. The two met each other for the first time during a champaigne brunch at a five-star hotel near the airport.
The policeman who arrested the couple,
Ali Mohammed Yacoub claimed that he recieved complaints regarding people having sex on the beach later that day. “I was passing near Jumeirah Beach by the [hotel] Burj al-Arab when a couple of guys stopped the patrol car and said, ‘There is a guy having sex with a girl on the beach’. I took a torch and went down to the beach and saw them,”he said.
Nevertheless, Palmer has denied having sexual intercourse with Acors. According to the troubled woman, the two were, instead, only hugging and kissing on a lounge chair on Jumeirah Beach. Moreover, DNA tests result could serve as an evidence proving that the incident never happened, she claimed.
Besides getting her 3-month jail sentence, Palmer was also fired from her job as a publishing executive after her arrest in July. In addition, the pair were also fined
£200 for drunkenness and ordered to leave UAE prior to their release.

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by richard0304, Thursday, 23 October 2008 16:09, Visits: 0 time/s Comments(0), read all
Woman Jailed For Not Paying $7.45

Maryanne O'NeillAn old woman was ordered to pay for her bill or go to jail, and she chose the latter. 66-year old Maryanne O'Neill tried to walk away without paying after enjoying a coffee and a sandwich at the Waffle House in the 7100 block of Okeechobee Road, about 3.45 a.m Saturday. According to a Waffie House worker, O'Neill claimed that she was going across the street to meet a friend but would return shortly to settle the bill. The employee had to phone the police after O'Neill refused to pay although the total amount was merely $7.45. "O'Neill said she was not going to pay for her food," the report states. "I asked O'Neill again to pay for her food and she plain refused to," he said.
As soon as officers arrived, the old woman was questioned and demanded to pay or go to jail, and she unexpectedly refused to settle the bill, for the second time. As a result, authorities had no choice but to grant the woman her wish by sending her to the St. Lucie County Jail, where she was released Monday.

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by richard0304, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 13:35, Visits: 0 time/s Comments(0), read all
Speeding Biker in Youtube Gets Caught

A dangerous biker was caught by the police after posting on the internet, a video of himself riding at high speed while doing ridiculous stunts. 28-year old Sandor Ferenci was videotaped by his friend as he was performing various tricks on his Yamaha R6 bike, speeding on the opposite lane of the road near Oxford, central England, in June. The video which the teenager thought was cool, was shared on the famous video hosting website Youtube, but Ferenci failed to realize that his plate number was joted down and handed to the police by passerby.

Concequently, when police, unaware of the Youtube video, questioned the youngster, he thought it was because of the clip.
"Is this about the YouTube video?" ferenci replied. Officers then witnessed the Ferenci's stunts by themselves, and they were able to estimate that his bike was running at a stunning over 280 kilometers per hour that time.

Concequently, Ferenci was found guilty for dangerous driving and was sentenced for 12 weeks in jail. In addition, the judge had the reckless biker barred from driving for two years, while he is also required to sit for an extended driving test if he ever intends to drive again.

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by richard0304, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 12:47, Visits: 0 time/s Comments(0), read all
Old Woman Arrested For Stealing Ball

Old womanAn 89-year old woman took his neighbour's ball without permission, and now she's facing charges that may send her to jail. Edna Jester from Blue Ash, Ohio, picked up a football belonged to her neighbour, in her yard, and the whole process was recorded down by passers-by.

Her neighbour Kelly Tanis accused Jester of stealing instead of just 'taking' the ball belonged to his child because Jester had done that a few times before.
"This time it was a ball that my son had just bought with his own money. He works and he makes his own money, and he bought that ball, and six days later she took it." Annoyed Tanis eventually reported to the police, and officers had urged the 90-year old woman to hand the ball back.

But Jester had no intention of giving in.
"I said go ahead and arrest me. Handcuff me if you'd like, because I said I'm not guilty of anything," said Jester. "I was giving it back sooner or later, but not right now, so they could make a laughing stock out of me." As a result, the old woman is due to appear in court, 12 November.

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by richard0304, Monday, 20 October 2008 15:15, Visits: 0 time/s Comments(0), read all
Crooks Steal and Eat Dogfood

if you happen to be a thief breaking into a store, what would you steal from there, money or dogfood? Two teenagers from Ipswich chose dogfood.

Chrystopher-Lee Schaeffer, 21, and his 16-year-old friend were caught intruding a newsagency in North Ipswich on July 23rd. The two were in slumber under a dog blanket after enjoying a sumptious dog meal when the shop owner reported the break-in to the police. The officers arrived shortly only to find the crooks on the roof sleeping, while their surroundings were shattered magazines, drinks and most amusingly, the famous dog food "Schmackos".

The crooks were summoned to Ipswich court on July 23, where they Schaeffer was pleaded guilty for illegally entering the store and was sentenced to 50 hours of community service.
Schaeffer's lawyer, Solicitor Matthew Fairclough said, smiling, that he was not sure why his client opted for dog food instead of other more valuable items. Perhaps they wanted to experience the feeling of being dogs, but were too ashamed to try it at home.....

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by richard0304, Friday, 10 October 2008 16:55, Visits: 0 time/s Comments(0), read all
Thieves Steal Condoms, Leaves Massive Condom

condomThousands of condoms were stolen from a vehicle in Mexico City. The "condom-mobile" car, which was used for promoting HIV/AIDS in the city, was driven away by crooks from it's parking area Sunday morning. The automibile could be easily recognized, with images of a peeled banana shaped like a condom and a man saying "I protect myself, do you?" painted all over the body of the car. Stuffs that came with the vehicle include 5,000 ordinary condoms, some sound equipment, a 23-foot long inflatable condom meant to draw attention from the public and a motor used to fill up the huge thing.

Citizens found the truck
Wednesday in a shopping mall parking lot in a northern suburb and they phoned the police. 5,000 condoms and the equipments found missing were presumed to have been taken away by the crooks. Nevertheless the coordinator of the tour, Polo Gomez was thankful as the thieves did not have their hands on the 800 HIV tests and the massive condom.

The Condomovil program had been running in Mexico since 1998. More than 1.2 million condoms have been distributed to more than 700,000 people, Gomez said.


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by richard0304, Friday, 03 October 2008 05:26, Visits: 0 time/s Comments(0), read all
Driver's $1.9 Million Traffic Fine Tab

A Brazilian man was discovered to owe traffic fines which totalled up to $1.9 million! Accordingly, policeman in Sao Paulo stopped a 36-year old Wednesday night only to find that he has been ticketed 1,000 times since 2001, which is the year he bought the car. Traffic laws he broke included speeding and ignoring red lights.

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by richard0304, Monday, 29 September 2008 11:49, Visits: 0 time/s Comments(0), read all
Man Attempts to Kill Mom For Breasts

A woman in Fountain cheated death after he survived a allerged murder plotted by her own son. Police said 42-year old mother Hyun Weis was suddenly strucked by a stranger at home and it turned out that his son was the main culprit of the incident. Fountain Deputy Police Chief Mike Barnett revealed that the woman's 18 year-old son Nikita Weis paid two men $7,000 to murder her and disposed off her body. Accordingly, the youngster planned to sell off his mother's car, and use the money in her bank account to buy breast implants for his 21-year old girlfriend Sophia Alsept.

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by richard0304, Sunday, 28 September 2008 15:03, Visits: 0 time/s Comments(0), read all
Robber's Big Bum

A female robber attempted to raid the same spot for the second time, and was caught - because someone witnessed her 'distinctive' bum. Sandra Meiser, 26, fled with £12,000 after robbing a bank in western Germany. Victims of the incident realized that the criminal had a 'very large backside' and 'powerful thighs'. Coincidentally, to weeks later, one of the witnesses saw the same bum again, in the same bank. Without hesitation the police was called, and manage to discover a mask and a gun in the suspect's jacket. Meiser was then arrested and may face up to 10 years in jail.

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by richard0304, Friday, 26 September 2008 12:47, Visits: 0 time/s Comments(0), read all
Man Farts At Policeman, Gets Charged

A US man gets himself into trouble after he blew wind out of his buttock against a policeman. Policeman T.E Parsons was questioning 34-year old Jose Cruz at South Charleston police HQ, West Virginia, due to suspicion of drunk driving. It was that time when latter lifted his leg and deliberately fart at Parsons, who claimed that the gas was very 'loud' and smells aweful.

The patrolman had since complained to the headquarters regarding the indecent behaviour of Cruz. As a result, the man was charged with assauting police officer as well as drunk driving.

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by richard0304, Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:48, Visits: 0 time/s Comments(0), read all
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