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This has to be the funniest news of the day! A drunk man was spotted having sex in the street - with a car! The man, whose name was undisclosed, was seen with his pants down while he moved the lower part of his body back and forth against the headstock of a Toyota SUV. Once in a while he would stop, hitting the bumper of the vehicle with frustration and then continued again. The insane guy was taken away by the police after pedestrians reported the unsightly incident. Video below. Enjoy!
A man was arrested for selling his girlfriend to his neighbour for beer. The 39-year-old man from Hersfeld-Rotenburg sent his partner to a 60-year old neighbour to be his sex slave for weeks. The petty woman, who subsequently reported to the police, was forced to have sex with the old man, while her boyfriend gets paid with a crate of beer with every visit. Eventually, the perverted neighbour was sentenced for two year in jail and a €2000 compensation to the victim, while the man gets 3 years in prison.
A father from Deltona was enraged when he found a naked boy in his daughter's bedroom. The 45-year old dad whacked the boy with a metal pipe before chasing him away. Accordingly, the young man was his daughter's boyfriend, and had been sneaking in and out of his house for one year without drawing attention - until Thursday morning. The dad heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom, went inside to check but was statled as a naked man appeared before his eyes. A police report was lodged after the incident, but the dad was arrested instead. As for the injured teenager, he was sent to the hospital for treatment. Source: sfgate
Beauty is only skin deep. A sweet shop in Berlin had to be closed down after police discovered that there were drug deals behind those chocolates and lolipops. The shop was situated in the east Berlin district of Prenzlauer Berg, where its 23-year old owner was hand-cuffed and taken into custody. The police officers claimed that they found various drugs ranging from marijuana, cannabis, magic mushrooms and so on. And even the sweets and chocolates also contained hallucinogenic ingredients. Source: reuters
Police in Ramsey claimed that there was a strange crime in town on Sunday afternoon - a woman was approached by a stranger and her ponytail was cut off. The victim, was a 21-year old hotel clerk, was asked by a stranger if her hair was real. The woman generously allowed the man to touch it, but then he flash out a knife and cut it off before running away. Police had since caught a suspect, who was involved in a similar incident back in 1998, where another woman was attacked and her hair was removed.
A stupid crook broke into a house in Natomas, but ended up begging for live. A couple was watching TV as they were startled to find the thief inside their house. The man immediately caught the crook in the kitchen and questioned him: "Why are you inside my house?" On the other hand, the suspect who was rummaging drawers stopped, as he answered: "I'm sorry, this is the wrong house." "He slammed him back toward the wall the guy couldn't move," the woman said, referring to his boyfriend. "He was shaking and crying and begging him to let him go." Eventually the 17-year old criminal was taken into custody. Source: clumsycrooks
An intruder broke into a home in California, armed with spices and sausage. 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez climbed into the house and deliberately attacked two men who were sleeping inside. One of them was rubbed with spices while the other was whacked with an 8-inch long sausage. The crook also snatched some money before hiding in a field together with his loot. Eventually, police were able to identify Vasquez as the burglar after they found his ID in the house. Source: macon
A bank robber was arrested after he used stolen money to buy a lottery ticket. 48-year old Jack Menolascina held an armed robbery in a Bank of America, which is opposite of the place where he later on purchased the ticket. He was spotted by police officers just few minutes after the crime, and was seen trying his luck on $10 lottery tickets. Deputy Police Chief Patrick Kerr and his colleague approached the suspicious guy, who was found cacrrying a pile of cash in a bank wrap.
The suspect was later taken to the police station where he attempted to commit suicide. "While he was waiting in the interview room, he took off the shirt he had and tried to strangle himself," Kerr said. "Our detectives saw this on the monitors and stopped him." Eventually the crook ended up in the Silver Cross Hospital.
A man in wheelchair raided a convenience store in Texas on Wednesday, and went away with some condoms and a bottle of drink. Dallas policeman Kevin Janse claimed that the robber rolled in the 7-Eleven store, hit the cash register with a bat until it opened. But the weird thing is, he did not grab any cash. Instead, he was seen snatching 10 boxes of condoms and a bottle of energy drink before running away with his loot. Police explained that the crook was probably intoxicated that time. Source: sfgate
A Pennsylvania man was charged straight after showing up in Pa. court for hearing - because he came with a loaded handgun! The incident happened Tuesday at District Judge Jonathan Grine's office in State College. A 22-year old man who was previously charged for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct, faced additional charges after police found his weapon. Accordingly to the police, the guy called the officers to ask wether there was a place to store his gun, before the hearing began. One moment later, the man, apparently intoxicated, stepped into the office, ran out and returned again and was seen checking the court calender while taking pictures of a 'weapons are not allowed' sign. Source: myway
This has to be the funniest news of the day! A drunk man was spotted having sex in the street - with a car!
A man was arrested for selling his girlfriend to his neighbour for beer.
A father from Deltona was enraged when he found a naked boy in his daughter's bedroom. The 45-year old dad whacked the boy with a metal pipe before chasing him away. Accordingly, the young man was his daughter's boyfriend, and had been sneaking in and out of his house for one year without drawing attention - until Thursday morning. The dad heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom, went inside to check but was statled as a naked man appeared before his eyes. A police report was lodged after the incident, but the dad was arrested instead. As for the injured teenager, he was sent to the hospital for treatment.
Beauty is only skin deep. A sweet shop in Berlin had to be closed down after police discovered that there were drug deals behind those chocolates and lolipops. The shop was situated in the east Berlin district of Prenzlauer Berg, where its 23-year old owner was hand-cuffed and taken into custody. The police officers claimed that they found various drugs ranging from marijuana, cannabis, magic mushrooms and so on. And even the sweets and chocolates also contained hallucinogenic ingredients.
A stupid crook broke into a house in Natomas, but ended up begging for live. A couple was watching TV as they were startled to find the thief inside their house. The man immediately caught the crook in the kitchen and questioned him: "Why are you inside my house?" On the other hand, the suspect who was rummaging drawers stopped, as he answered: "I'm sorry, this is the wrong house." "He slammed him back toward the wall the guy couldn't move," the woman said, referring to his boyfriend. "He was shaking and crying and begging him to let him go." Eventually the 17-year old criminal was taken into custody.
An intruder broke into a home in California, armed with spices and sausage. 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez climbed into the house and deliberately attacked two men who were sleeping inside. One of them was rubbed with spices while the other was whacked with an 8-inch long sausage. The crook also snatched some money before hiding in a field together with his loot. Eventually, police were able to identify Vasquez as the burglar after they found his ID in the house.
A bank robber was arrested after he used stolen money to buy a lottery ticket. 
A man in wheelchair raided a convenience store in Texas on Wednesday, and went away with some condoms and a bottle of drink. Dallas policeman Kevin Janse claimed that the robber rolled in the 7-Eleven store, hit the cash register with a bat until it opened. But the weird thing is, he did not grab any cash. Instead, he was seen snatching 10 boxes of condoms and a bottle of energy drink before running away with his loot. Police explained that the crook was probably intoxicated that time.
A Pennsylvania man was charged straight after showing up in Pa. court for hearing - because he came with a loaded handgun! The incident happened Tuesday at District Judge Jonathan Grine's office in State College. A 22-year old man who was previously charged for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct, faced additional charges after police found his weapon. Accordingly to the police, the guy called the officers to ask wether there was a place to store his gun, before the hearing began. One moment later, the man, apparently intoxicated, stepped into the office, ran out and returned again and was seen checking the court calender while taking pictures of a 'weapons are not allowed' sign.
