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In New Jersey, an adult male who hailed a taxicab , requested the cabby to make a quick layover at a local savings and loan so he could get some money. The cabby had no idea he planned on stealing the money.
Authorities quickly caught up with the taxi as they traveled down the road and apprehended the adult male just a short distance away from the Roselle Savings Bank he had just ripped off.
Who would go into a bank they were about to steal from and ask about their own personal account first?
That is just what Jarell Paul Arnold who lives in Anchorage did. He went into the bank, the Alaska USA Federal Credit Union and inquired if they would check out and see how much he had in his bank account. To do this he handed over the identification number shown on his statement and an ID with his picture on it.
Then the mindless thief proceeded to hand the teller a notice stating he was armed and desired a lot of cash.
FBI has reported that Arnold did carry off $600 but it didn't take them too long to find him after all, he had already gave all his information to the teller.
He was booked on federal bank robbery charges after the bank teller gave the police the full facts on him. His name, bank account number and the picture ID.
Maybe the police in Kissimmee Fla are a little more drug aware then some are in other areas of the country. When he put on his lights to wave a driver over to the side of the road, he never expected to find May eating crack.
All the officer wanted to do it check our Donald May for having a tag that was over due for renewal on his car.
He found him with what he said were breath mints in his mouth as he approached his car. After bagging the substance he arrested May for having the drugs on him and trying to hide it.
After keeping May in jail for 90 days, they found the evidence that had been collected was indeed just breath ments.
The officer did do a test of the candy at the time of the arrest and it did indeed confirm it was drugs. The policeman also reported that he observed May purchasing the items while he was at a road crossing. He then reported that May gave up his rights and actually told him he had purchased the crack.
According to May, that was not true. He did not say any such thing. His lawyer agreed.
The Mona Lisa is hanging in the Louvre Museum in France.
During a recent tour of the museum on August 2nd, a Russian woman hurled a cup of scorching tea at the picture. It traveled over the heads of other visitors to the museum and smacked the well protected Mona Lisa. She is secured with bullet proof glass that is approximately 2 centimetres thick. She is also in an airtight box to protect the painting from humid air and any shaking. The cup ricochetted off the painting and broke into pieces on the floor.
Immediately the woman was taken down by security and arrested.
She is being evaluated for a condition that could have induced her to have such a reaction. A disease called Stendhal Syndrome. It can cause you to suffer from lightheadedness, be baffled or act in a hostile way if you see an art object. It is a uncommon syndrome
Until the final results are found, she will not be charged with the incident.
I've heard of lots of different ways of hiding things, even heard of jelly rolls being hidden in flab, but never did I think of the possibility of a fire arm being stuck between the layers.
In Texas, that is just what happend.
George Vera, 25 years of age, talked too much during his shower bath inside the jailhouse. He told others about the weapon he had out of sight amidst his layers of fat.
George who had been picked up and retained for selling prohibited replicas of CDs was searched during both his apprehension and once more at the jailhouse, but the gun was not detected.
At least the gun wasn't armed but now he faces a new charge of having a gun inside the jail house.
Will there be a new rule now to check between the layers, you may be surprise at what you could find there.
An adult male was discovered catching some Z's in his automobile in a carwash on Monday. He had driven an Audi convertible into an automatic carwash and dozed off in the drivers seat in the early dawn hours.
The thirty year old gentleman from Australia was apprehended after a car wash employee telephoned the police force when he discovered the nonmoving man sleeping in his automobile at 3am.
They awakened the man and cuffed him after determining the car had been stolen. The automobile also had dissimilar tags registered to two various people on the front and back and the automobile was accounted as being stolen back in July.
He was accused with prohibited use and stealing of a automobile.
The gentleman was let out on a bail bond and will reappear for his judicial decision hearing in September.
A cab driver has been saved from being robbed for being quick and thoughtful. When a man tried to threaten him with a knife, the cab driver to save himself sprayed deodorant, which was at disposal at the thief. It was a routine evening pick up for the taxi driver from a casino. The passenger seemed a little juggled up and was giving out various destinations in a very confused manner.
The taxi driver suspected the passenger was waiting to find a place with less or no people at all. That is when he got alert and grabbed a can of lotion which turned out to be his deodorant and placed it up close to him for safety.
When the driver was finally pulling over a destination the passenger directed, the passenger pulled out a knife and thrust it against the driver’s neck and demanded money. Good for the driver that his body odor fighting device helped him out to blind the thief.
Police have gathered info about the thief from the injured cab driver and have already initiated a search for scented blind guy with deodorant all over his face.
Officer Dariel Firpo got into action as soon as he earned the “Officer” title. Dariel Firpo is in news for nabbing a thief only minutes after he graduated as an officer for New York Police department.
After the graduation ceremony Dariel was headed out when he encountered a thief trying to steal an old man’s wallet. Without further wait Dariel jumped into the crime scene and tackled the thief to ground.
Police commissioner has expressed immense pleasure to have such a dedicated officer in the force and also appreciated the brave work done by the rookie officer. He claims that this might be the fastest action by a fresh cop.
The thief arrested has been put under remand and have been recognized as a well known thief who has a lot of records and have only been recently released from his last conviction.
Bad day to forget your seat belt when there is a search for you suspecting possession of drugs. William Dale Crock is drug dealer from Cave city who has been misleading the cops and trading marijuana in the city. Finally when the cops traced him down he tried to escape with van load of marijuana even before the cops could get there. So surveillance has been put up by the county police in search of a vehicle load of marijuana. William Dale Crock’s van was spotted running over a red signal and also when stopped for search they caught him no seat belt on. As soon as the van was being searched the sniffing dogs have hinted the presence of marijuana in the van and the police have recovered the drugs from beneath the casket cover in the van. Now Crock has been charged for possession of illegal drugs and also for violating traffic rules.
Thomas Prusik Perkin lost his mother six years ago. But still he kept her alive I the world, literally, by dressing up like her and claiming all her rent subsidies and many more. Thomas is accused of forgery of his mother’s signature in order to claim her social security deposits and also her rent subsidies from government.
The whole story began in 2003 during the last moments of Mrs Prusik’s death. In order to keep the government from knowing about her death Mr Prusik lied about the social security number and her date of birth to keep the story of her mother’s death. He himself dressed as his mother in an old wig with a helper and a walking stick and asked his nephew to accompany him to make it look more real as Mrs. Prusik was too old to be going around alone.
Finally the fraud has been exposed and both Mr. Prusik and his nephew are accused of forgery, theft and conspiracy against the US government. When asked why he attempted such a degrading act he replied “I felt my mom within me all the time, she held her during her last breaths and I sensed she wanted to be around me, so I kept her alive”.
The man isn’t even ashamed of what he did. Law will decide his fate.
In New Jersey, an adult male who hailed a taxicab , requested the cabby to make a quick layover at a local savings and loan so he could get some money. The cabby had no idea he planned on stealing the money.
Who would go into a bank they were about to steal from and ask about their own personal account first?
Maybe the police in Kissimmee Fla are a little more drug aware then some are in other areas of the country. When he put on his lights to wave a driver over to the side of the road, he never expected to find May eating crack.
The Mona Lisa is hanging in the Louvre Museum in France.
I've heard of lots of different ways of hiding things, even heard of jelly rolls being hidden in flab, but never did I think of the possibility of a fire arm being stuck between the layers.
An adult male was discovered catching some Z's in his automobile in a carwash on Monday. He had driven an Audi convertible into an automatic carwash and dozed off in the drivers seat in the early dawn hours.
A cab driver has been saved from being robbed for being quick and thoughtful. When a man tried to threaten him with a knife, the cab driver to save himself sprayed deodorant, which was at disposal at the thief.
Bad day to forget your seat belt when there is a search for you suspecting possession of drugs.
Thomas Prusik Perkin lost his mother six years ago. But still he kept her alive I the world, literally, by dressing up like her and claiming all her rent subsidies and many more.
