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The most shocking and funniest incident happened in the village in Merthyr. An 88 year Old Lady, Mrs Daves has caught a burglar and handed over to the police.
It was a regular afternoon when Mrs Daves was wandering around in her house. When she was entering her bedroom she saw something moving and instantly became cautious. She saw someone familiar, Ian Muckley a local boy trying to steal something from her bedroom.
Mr. Muckley developed a bad reputation in the neighborhood with his behavior towards elderly people. Mrs Daves was aware of his reputation, so instantly she grabbed onto her steel clutch and hit him four times on his back and put him down. While he was trying to get up, she warned him that she will hit him harder if he even tries to move, the guy was taken by surprise and remained on the ground.
In the mean time Mrs Daves called the cops in. Everyone at the court house applauded the brave stance that Mrs Daves has took to defend herself. Poor Ian, little did he know that Mrs Daves was in army 20 years ago and had seven brothers whom she regularly wrestled with.
Perhaps this might be the first time that this robber had committed robbery. Everything seemed fine with his robbery, and he was successful in getting away after robbing the bank of nearly $3,000. Police arrived at the scene, without much investigation, picked up a wallet left unattended on the counter. Guess what? Everything that belonged to the robber, ranging from identity card to driving license were inside. That eventually led to the discovery and capture of the robber.
This is one of the investigation that police officials did not have to resolve to analysing fingerprints and etc. The arrest was indeed simple, all thanks to the forgetful nature of the robber.
Apparently, the thief we have here did not want anybody to know of his bad breath. The thief took away nearly 6 dozens of toothpaste that were stuffed in his shirt on the day of his escape. According to a store worker from the supermarket, a man had been behaving suspiciously with his jacket bulging with loaded items. Out of curiosity, the worker approached the man and grabbed him by the arm. However, he was not successful in arresting the man, while the latter escaped leaving few tubes of toothpaste behind.
Upon investigation, supermarket personnels confirmed that the man took away nearly 68 tubes of toothpaste that day. The police is now seeking for the public to help in the arrest of the toothpaste thief.
Nigeria is notorious for crimes. It seems as if in Nigeria, age is no bar for criminal world. Right from a young lad to an old chap, everyone is involved in one or other criminal activities. This theory was proved right when a 114 year old man was arrested by Nigeria's anti narcotics squad after Capturing six and a half tones of marijuana from his home. According to The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, it captured 254 sacks of cannabis from his house. The man called Sulaiman Adebayo was still healthy. He was caught from the Ogun state at north of Lagos.
He still remembers many 19th century incidents. He claimed to have attended the inaugural function of a famous hall in Ogun state's capital city Abeokuta in 1895 as a small boy. He told he is 114 years of old although there is no proof for his age.
Mr. Adebayo was a farmer throughout his life. He used to collect rice sacks and keep them in his store. He told the police that he thought the sacks contained rice. There were no evidences of a drug racket from his words. But according to the police it is a very serious issue and looking at the quantity, police feels that a large group may be behind the scene. They think that more people are involved in the case and police is all set to hunt them as early as possible.
In Australia, a teenage mum was arrested for breast feeding while driving a car. She almost crashed into a police van near Alice Springs while driving. In addition to breast feeding, she was drunk and has a banned license. So she is charged with many offences. The vehicle was also unregistered and uninsured. God knows what she had in her mind while setting out of home.
This event was called absolutely outraged by the Northern Territory Duty Superintendent Jamie Chalker. He was utterly stupefied with her idea of breastfeeding her child while driving in a drunk state.
If the police jeep would not have jammed the breaks at the proper time, it would have been a mammoth accident. A mother being caught while breast feeding is a queer incident ever happened in the list of road accidents. Cops were really raged and concerned more ow as such incidents may lead people becoming lenient with traffic norms. After the arrest of the mother, the baby was placed in the care of relatives.
The drunken mother even failed to give a breath sample too. She was too drunk to do it also. The unregistered and uninsured car owner has made the laws a mockery. one should never be so reckless towards life and especially of the little kids who become innocent victims of elder people's mistakes.
Contaminated cotton swabs misled police for 16 years
Over a decade of investigations, having expensed so much resources, police officials realised that they had been misled by contaminated cotton swabs. According to police officials, they had found several similar DNA samples from the crime scene, which they thought could have orginated from the murderer. However, only after 16 years had the police discovered that the cotton swabs were contaminated with similar DNA from the same factory worker.
Everything might sounds impossible, considering that the cotton swabs had been handled by the same factory worker for the past 16 years. To make matter worse, no one had discovered in the manufacturing process that the swabs had been contaminated.
After all the hardwork, police are now back to the initial stage where the murder case happened 16 years ago.
Despite all his effort to escape from the scene, the robber was caught after calling the police to report of his roommate's death. Speeding, getting his car crashed, travelled in taxi, boarded a bus, and then approached her sister for a free ride. These were the events that the robber had went through after robbing a bank. However, everything might seem pointless when he picked up the phone to dial 911 to report his roommate's death.
The robber might be too desperate and could not think of otherwise when he found his roommate committed suicide in their shared apartment. This could have been too much for the robber to stomach after a series of escape, which then led him in dialling 911. Police arrived shortly only to find that he matched the description of the robber. A thorough search of his apartment confirmed that he was the bank robber, whereby police retrieved the stolen cash.
The robber faces charges that could put him behind bars for the next two decades.
There is no other valid reason to explain why the teen would choose to break into a police station other than being 'too desperate to be jailed'. An Australian teen broke the glass door of a local police station in a broad day light, while standing there to wait for his arrest. Police officials could not explain the reason for the attack, and they were also curious that the teen did not even attempt to escape.
The teen refused to disclose his motive behind the attack. Could it be just ordinary mischief, or rather a deliberate move to gain attention from his parents? Police officials were unwilling to allow the teen to be bailed out before the latter could clarify his action.
What could be the best possible idea to smuggle undeclared stuffs across the border? Taking into consideration that the item could be an animal – Ask our brilliant smuggler here. He thought that his idea could be flawless, as he had hid the smuggle items in his underwear. However, what our smuggler here would like to bring across the border was not any inanimate objects, but a pair of pigeons.
Imagine keeping two pigeons, each at the sides of your inner thighs. This was the extent the smuggler could do to make his way across the border. His plan could in fact be successful if he was not that greedy after all to have placed two additional pigeon eggs into his pockets, which later led to his arrest. Aside from pigeons, the smuggler was found with other stuffs like plant seeds.
CCTV photos of the robber arriving at the Abbey National in Bitterne and aiming a gun at a teller The robber arrived on a bike and endangered staff An adult male who held bank staff in Southampton at gunpoint may as well have been responsible for a different robbery. CCTV pictures depicts a man pointing a gun at a bank clerk in the Abbey National in Bitterne on February 26th. He fled with approximately £1,000 but dropped some of it. On Februrary 19th , a triggerman threatened staff and stole almost £4,000 in cash from the Nationwide in Portswood Road. In both robberies he arrived and exited the bank buildings upon a bicycle. Police have posted pictures of the adult male. The robber cloaked himself with a scarf covering his face. He is said to be approximately 6ft with a slender face and pointy nose. Investigators conceive it was the same adult male who pulled off both robberies and hope by publishing the CCTV stills somebody may recognize him.
The most shocking and funniest incident happened in the village in Merthyr.
Perhaps this might be the first time that this robber had committed robbery. Everything seemed fine with his robbery, and he was successful in getting away after robbing the bank of nearly $3,000. Police arrived at the scene, without much investigation, picked up a wallet left unattended on the counter. Guess what? Everything that belonged to the robber, ranging from identity card to driving license were inside. That eventually led to the discovery and capture of the robber. 
Apparently, the thief we have here did not want anybody to know of his bad breath. The thief took away nearly 6 dozens of toothpaste that were stuffed in his shirt on the day of his escape. According to a store worker from the supermarket, a man had been behaving suspiciously with his jacket bulging with loaded items. Out of curiosity, the worker approached the man and grabbed him by the arm. However, he was not successful in arresting the man, while the latter escaped leaving few tubes of toothpaste behind. 
Nigeria is notorious for crimes. It seems as if in Nigeria, age is no bar for criminal world. Right from a young lad to an old chap, everyone is involved in one or other criminal activities. This theory was proved right when a 114 year old man was arrested by Nigeria's anti narcotics squad after Capturing six and a half tones of marijuana from his home. According to The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, it captured 254 sacks of cannabis from his house. The man called Sulaiman Adebayo was still healthy. He was caught from the Ogun state at north of Lagos. 
In Australia, a teenage mum was arrested for breast feeding while driving a car. She almost crashed into a police van near Alice Springs while driving. In addition to breast feeding, she was drunk and has a banned license. So she is charged with many offences. The vehicle was also unregistered and uninsured. God knows what she had in her mind while setting out of home.
Over a decade of investigations, having expensed so much resources, police officials realised that they had been misled by contaminated cotton swabs. According to police officials, they had found several similar DNA samples from the crime scene, which they thought could have orginated from the murderer. However, only after 16 years had the police discovered that the cotton swabs were contaminated with similar DNA from the same factory worker. 
Despite all his effort to escape from the scene, the robber was caught after calling the police to report of his roommate's death. Speeding, getting his car crashed, travelled in taxi, boarded a bus, and then approached her sister for a free ride. These were the events that the robber had went through after robbing a bank. However, everything might seem pointless when he picked up the phone to dial 911 to report his roommate's death. 
There is no other valid reason to explain why the teen would choose to break into a police station other than being 'too desperate to be jailed'. An Australian teen broke the glass door of a local police station in a broad day light, while standing there to wait for his arrest. Police officials could not explain the reason for the attack, and they were also curious that the teen did not even attempt to escape. 
What could be the best possible idea to smuggle undeclared stuffs across the border? Taking into consideration that the item could be an animal – Ask our brilliant smuggler here. He thought that his idea could be flawless, as he had hid the smuggle items in his underwear. However, what our smuggler here would like to bring across the border was not any inanimate objects, but a pair of pigeons. 
CCTV photos of the robber arriving at the Abbey National in Bitterne and aiming a gun at a teller The robber arrived on a bike and endangered staff An adult male who held bank staff in Southampton at gunpoint may as well have been responsible for a different robbery. CCTV pictures depicts a man pointing a gun at a bank clerk in the Abbey National in Bitterne on February 26th. He fled with approximately £1,000 but dropped some of it. On Februrary 19th , a triggerman threatened staff and stole almost £4,000 in cash from the Nationwide in Portswood Road. In both robberies he arrived and exited the bank buildings upon a bicycle. Police have posted pictures of the adult male. The robber cloaked himself with a scarf covering his face. He is said to be approximately 6ft with a slender face and pointy nose. Investigators conceive it was the same adult male who pulled off both robberies and hope by publishing the CCTV stills somebody may recognize him. 
