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Man Shows Up In Court With Handgun

A Pennsylvania man was charged straight after showing up in Pa. court for hearing - because he came with a loaded handgun! The incident happened Tuesday at District Judge Jonathan Grine's office in State College. A 22-year old man who was previously charged for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct, faced additional charges after police found his weapon. Accordingly to the police, the guy called the officers to ask wether there was a place to store his gun, before the hearing began. One moment later, the man, apparently intoxicated, stepped into the office, ran out and returned again and was seen checking the court calender while taking pictures of a 'weapons are not allowed' sign.
Source: myway




by richard0304, Friday, 05 September 2008 12:58, Read: 0 Times Comments(0), read all
Truck Driver Robs Own Truck

This would probably be the weirdest news of the day - a man robbed himself! A delivery truck driver from New York claimed that he was robbed as he put a large amount of cash into the safe behind his vehicle. Suffolk County police questioned the man, but found out that everything was not right - there were no witnesses whatsoever, and the victim could not describe how the crook looked like. The officers turned suspicious, kept questioning him and finally there was the truth. It turned out that the truck driver stole his own money. Wether this made sense or not, the driver was charged with theft and making a false report, while his intentions were still unknown.
Source: clumsycrooks



by richard0304, Thursday, 04 September 2008 03:47, Read: 0 Times Comments(0), read all
Robbers Steals Cakes Instead of Cash

Two Malaysian robbers messed up in an armed operation and left without money, but at least they could enjoy free cakes. Two masked robbers hold a robbery at the northern Penang state's airport in a bid to snatch a bag containing $1.9 million Ringgit. Security guard Zainal Othman was escorting the cash changer as they go out of a van when the robbers fired at them. Without any hesitation Othman fled with the cash, but the robbers thought that it was still with the money changer. The crooks grabbed the wrong bag, and made a getaway with their loot, which actually contained Chinese mooncakes.
Source: news.com



by richard0304, Tuesday, 02 September 2008 16:14, Read: 0 Times Comments(0), read all
Car Thief Leaves Money In Victim's Car

There is humanity in everyone afterall - even for car thieves. A Brazillian woman named Flavia Alcantara realised that someone tried to steal her car, but ended up leaving some money for her instead. How on earth did that happen? Well, all Alcantara did was, she left a note on the windscreen of her vehicle, telling the crooks that the car is not worth stealing. Written on the paper was some sentences which sounded: "Mr Robber, please do not steal this car. It has no batteries, no spare tyre. It is in bad shape. Thank you for your attention." As a result, an attempt which nearly took her car away from her had made her 40p richer. "The robber must have felt sorry for me," said the woman.
Source: clumsycrooks




by richard0304, Monday, 01 September 2008 16:39, Read: 0 Times Comments(0), read all
Priest's Cannabis Is A 'Gift From God'

Police in Bulgaria had to put a priest under surveillance - because he possessed a 'gift from God'. Father Cyril Papudov was caught with bunches of cannabis planted in the yard of his living place. But the Bulgarian priest claimed that those gifts from God seeded by themselves and has nothing to do with him. "He is a man of the cloth and so a lot of people don't want to think badly of him but frankly if someone has a huge crop of cannabis in their back garden it's highly unlikely they are just sitting there admiring its horticultural properties," one of the police officer said. Police are now keeping an eye on the man 24 hours everyday in case he turned suspicious.
Source: Ananova



by richard0304, Sunday, 31 August 2008 05:44, Read: 0 Times Comments(0), read all
Naked Swimmer Gets Arrested

A Naples man gets busted for celebrating his birthday in a novel way. In conjunction with his 32nd birthday July 30, 2007, Levi Zachary Humphrey decided to strip himself and jumped into the shallow water by the Goodland Bridge. Marco Island police officers was receiving complaint about someone swimming naked and a boat was sent. One of the officers, Cpl. Michael Kovar ordered the naked guy to return to the shores. Humphrey, who was apparently drunk, was shouting loudly and splashing the water. The guy was then being carried out of the water, charged, and may face up to 6 years of jail.
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by richard0304, Saturday, 30 August 2008 04:25, Read: 0 Times Comments(0), read all
Sheriff Puts Ownself in Jail

This would probably the happiest moment for the jail inmates - to witnes the sheriff going to prison. Sheriff Mark Curran of Lake County, Illinois, deliberately put himself behind bars, claiming that he wanted to feel how it's like living inside. "Illinois has historically had one of the worst-run prison systems in the nation ... treating inmates like caged animals only to see them released back into their communities angrier and more bitter than they originally were," 45-year old Curran said. Thus the guy would be spending sometime with around 600 criminals on Wednesday.
Source: reuters



by richard0304, Sunday, 24 August 2008 09:15, Read: 0 Times Comments(0), read all
Woman Arrested For Overdue Library Books

A US woman did not pay fines for her two library books, and the last thing she expected was to be arrest for that! 20-year old Heidi Dalibor of Wisconsin was shocked when police paid her a visit one day and handcuffed her, flashing out a warrant for arrest during the process. But the problem was, it happened just because she ignored calls and letters from the library which demanded her to pay the fine. Director of the library John Hanson explained that there had been many people who were charged for not paying fines or returning the books. It only took £15 to settle the fines, but eventually it cost her mother £85 to bail her out.
Source: Ananova



by richard0304, Friday, 22 August 2008 14:41, Read: 0 Times Comments(0), read all
Man Calls Police Over Condom Issue

A man called police to report for a robbery - after his demand for refund is denied. The 21-year old guy bought a packet of condom from a gas station but had asked an employee for his money to be returned. Station worker explained that the denial of his ridiculous demand had caused him to call 911 to help him get his funds back, but the guy reported for a robbery instead. Police had charged the guy for misuse of emergency number.
Source: macon



by richard0304, Thursday, 21 August 2008 14:01, Read: 0 Times Comments(0), read all
Man Gives Officer Condom Instead of Driving License

A drunk driver was asked for his driving license by a policeman, instead he gaves him condoms... The 20-year old Niceville teen was found asleep beside the wheels of his vehicle by the road. An officer who then came for arrest woke him up and asked him where he was. He answered that he was in Destin, but in fact, he was actually in College Boulevard in Niceville. The youngster was asked for his driving license, instead, he flashd out his sunglasses, a
box of condoms, and a half-full beer bottle claiming that he only drank 'a little'. Eventually the guy was arrested and will appear in court in 9th September.
Source: nwfdailynews



by richard0304, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:17, Read: 0 Times Comments(0), read all
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